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When I heard Julian Assange had 2 children with his lawyer while in exile...

I realized this gave new meaning to the words pro bono!
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What is Julian Assange's biggest fear?

Having the fire alarm go off.
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For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange

And stayed home.
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What’s Mr. Lahey’s favorite smoothie?

Orange Julian
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Take that back Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back....

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is...

What do you call the snack that reveals all the intel of the contents in your lunchbox?

Julian a sandwich
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A blonde takes part in a game show

[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"]

First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last?

a) 99 years

b) 116 years

c) 100 years

d) 150 years<...
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Dear Kids, there is no Santa.

Those presents are from your parents.


Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*.
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