When I heard Julian Assange had 2 children with his lawyer while in exile...

I realized this gave new meaning to the words pro bono!

Millions surprised when they heard Julian Castro was dropping out of Presidential Race...

as they didn’t know he was actually running.

For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange

And stayed home.

What’s Mr. Lahey’s favorite smoothie?

Orange Julian

What do you call the snack that reveals all the intel of the contents in your lunchbox?

Julian a sandwich

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Take that back Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back....

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is...

A blonde takes part in a game show

[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"]

First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last?

a) 99 years

b) 116 years

c) 100 years

d) 150 years<...

Dear Kids, there is no Santa.

Those presents are from your parents.


Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*.

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