When I heard Julian Assange had 2 children with his lawyer while in exile...
I realized this gave new meaning to the words pro bono!
What is Julian Assange's biggest fear?
Having the fire alarm go off.
For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange
And stayed home.
What’s Mr. Lahey’s favorite smoothie?
Orange Julian
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Take that back Olympics
Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back....
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is...
What do you call the snack that reveals all the intel of the contents in your lunchbox?
Julian a sandwich
A blonde takes part in a game show
[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"]
First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last?
a) 99 years
b) 116 years
c) 100 years
d) 150 years<...
Dear Kids, there is no Santa.
Those presents are from your parents.
Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*.
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