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Mathew Jokes

Mathew McConaughey as a bailiff...

“All rise, all rise, all rise”

What are Mathew McConauheys favorite pokemon?

Rhydon... Rrydon... Rryddoooonn!

Mathew connoisseur from Connecticut woke up one morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight

with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight.

He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall. He smashed the first bottle swearing, "You are the reason I fight with my wife". He smashed the sec...

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A manager goes to pay for the stay of an employee at the hotel

A manager goes to pay for the stay of an employee at a hotel.

\- All right, it will be 70 euros for the stay, said the receptionist.

\- Very well, here is the money, answered the manager.

\- Uhm, actually your employee also used our mini bar which will be another 50 euros.
...

What do you call a female goat who is good at math?

Mathewe.

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