My friend Gavin died of heartburn...

I can't believe Gaviscon

A poll was taken by California Governor Gavin Newsom's office which asked whether people who live in California think Illegal immigration is a serious problem:

29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."

71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."

The Mrs just said Gavin from Autoglass came round & injected special resin into her crack.

I'm not normally suspicious but she hasn't got a car

Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine......

I can't believe Gaviscon.

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I ran into the drummer from my old high school garage band...

After the usual "we should get the band back together" bullshit, we started talking about how life has been over all these years gone by.

I told him my wife (coincidentally, also a guitar player) and I have 6 happy and healthy kids now. And how, oh so cleverly, we named them after the common ...

The area between the front door and the back door of a Nando's...

...is called the peri-perineum


-Gavin Delaney, possibly

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Excuse me -are you a psychic hooker?

**cuz you just blew my mind.**


*full credit: gavin mcginnes via streetboners blog from about 5 years ago.*

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