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Gavin Jokes

Gavin died today of heartburn.

I am so sad gaviscon.

A poll was taken by California Governor Gavin Newsom's office which asked whether people who live in California think Illegal immigration is a serious problem:

29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."

71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."

Yesterday my dear friend Gavin passed away after taking heartburn pills.

I can't believe Gaviscon.

Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine......

I can't believe Gaviscon.

The Mrs just said Gavin from Autoglass came round & injected special resin into her crack.

I'm not normally suspicious but she hasn't got a car

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Excuse me -are you a psychic hooker?

**cuz you just blew my mind.**


*full credit: gavin mcginnes via streetboners blog from about 5 years ago.*

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I ran into the drummer from my old high school garage band...

After the usual "we should get the band back together" bullshit, we started talking about how life has been over all these years gone by.

I told him my wife (coincidentally, also a guitar player) and I have 6 happy and healthy kids now. And how, oh so cleverly, we named them after the common ...

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