I personally like his brother more, even though he doesn't have that "wow" factor.
Why is Owen Wilson’s nose all messed up?
He KaCHOO’ed too hard!
What did Owen Wilson say when he got to Australia?
"MOM"
What do you call a man who is in debt?
Owen
TIL Owen Wilson is a gamer.
His favourite game of all is WoW!
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Hardy, and Owen Wilson dressed up as musicians for a party.
Tom Hardy said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Owen Wilson said, "I'll be Mozart."
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach."
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Books Never Written
Hey guys, don't know if you're familiar with these kind of jokes, but they were my favorite growing up, so I thought I'd post a bunch of the here. They're pretty corny, but I hope you enjoy!
*Take A Breather* by Justin Hale
*How to Become Famous* by Anonymous
*Living Long* by Di...
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed; sweating and panting.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
“I think I'm having a heart attack," she cries.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone but just as he’s dialing 911, his six year old son runs up to him and says, “Daddy! Daddy! ...
I have just burned 3000 calories.
That's the last time I leave brownies in the owen while I have a nap.
If Wilson lent Tom Hanks $20...
Tom Hanks would be Owen Wilson.
Some laws that we didn't learn at school
01. *LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR*
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
02. *ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP*
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
03. *KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM*
When u dial a wrong numbe...
The man with an orange for a head
A bartender is working on a quiet Sunday when an unusual man comes in.
The man has an orange for a head. Perfectly normal body up to the neck, then just a massive orange instead of a head.
The bartender serves the man and says "I hope you don't mind me asking you mate, but ... what h...
My name is Steven
But the bank calls me Owen. Owen Lotts.
What do you call a man...
With a car on his head? Jack.
In a hole? Phil.
Who always wins? Victor.
With a very loud voice? Mike.
In a pile of leaves? Russel.
Who cleans your house? Dustin.
With no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake? Bob.
Lying in front of your door? Matt....
A city lawyer goes to visit his farmer cousin in the country.
On arrival, he sees a pig with a wooden leg.
He asks his cousin, "What's the deal with that pig?"
The farmer replies, "Oh, he's special. When my daughter Susie was trapped in a burning barn, he ran in and saved her. And when my son Owen fell down a well, he came and got us and led us r...
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