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(This is not a joke) I'm a linguistic researcher that is working on the semiotic of jokes and need help to find exemples of a particular type of joke.

Hi, I hope this is not against the rules but I need help for a research paper centered around jokes, and this obviously looks like a good place for that.

I am working on linguistic structuralism to try to find the linguistic value of surprise in a joke. (I'm simplifying a lot, but i can expla...

What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?

Condoms.

An old joke from my childhood that is sadly relevant again.

**Bert and Ernie had worked together as radio hosts for twenty years.**

They traded jokes, played pop music and generally made people's lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work.

In one of the breaks they received a Fax. Ernie picked up the page and was in shock. Ernie silentl...

jokes about the war in Ukraine I heard in Romania

Putin dies and goes to hell, but a few years later he gets permission to leave hell and to visit Moscow for a day -

Goes to a pub in Moscow, orders a few drinks and asks the bartender:

Crimea is still ours ? - Yes, bartender says

Donbas is still ours ? - Yes, ours

Is Kiev...

For my decade on Reddit here is my favorite Will Smith joke

It appears Will Smith’s marriage is open to everything except JOKES

I used to make jokes at work during meetings and could really get people laughing, then COVID hit and everything went online. I’d still make jokes, but no one would laugh. Not one. At first, I thought it was just because everyone was muted, but it turns out...

They didn’t find me remotely funny...

These bloody "Among Us" jokes have really run their course!

Sorry, I just had to vent.

two clean Irish jokes

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper
and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'

'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?'
...

I shouldn't make jokes at the expense of my anti-vax neighbours so much...

They tend to get offended by those hurtful little jabs

If Will Smiths wife doesn't like alopecia jokes.

It's hair loss

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International womens day is not an excuse for low effort sexist jokes.

Period.

The only funny communist jokes are...

... the ones that everyone gets.

My coworkers laugh at my jokes in in-person meetings, but never in online meetings.

When I asked them why, they said that my jokes weren't remotely funny.

r/Jokes is a great place to learn English

Not just because of the vocabulary and fun, but also because reading the same thing over and over again is crucial in the learning process.

Jokes about deaf people are NEVER acceptable.

Imagine how they’d feel if they heard those jokes about them?

I'm saying goodbye to r/jokes for a little while.

My wife says I'm on Reddit every 20 seconds checking it and she can't stand it anymore! I had to make a choice. So I'm going to be offline for a couple of minutes while I pack her bags.

What Chris Rock should've said after the reaction to his joke:

He should've continued after the slap, "I have other jokes I could've made but I thought it'd be best to wait til August. Everyone knows August is a much more fun time..."

Most jokes on here are recycled.

The others are just garbage.

What’s better decimal jokes or integer ones?

Decimal jokes. Integer jokes just don’t have any point.

Can we stop with the Ruble jokes already?

We already know they're worthless.

I have a lot of unemployed people jokes

Sadly none of them work

Yo mama jokes thread

What are some of the best "Yo mama" jokes of recent times?


I'll go first: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

So you think dad jokes are corny?

Well, eye jokes are cornea!

I hate 'your mom' jokes so much.

They're stupid, old, and have been done by everyone hundreds of times.

Just like your mom.

Can we dissect a classic joke??

I was driving through a rural area this afternoon when a chicken began to cross the road.

I chuckled at the little clucker and began to recite the classic joke in my head...

"Why did the chicken cross the road??"

I arrived at a predictable reaction; "this is a boring joke...it's...

R/jokes is really doing a lot to help the environment.

After all, all the content is recycled.

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Poop jokes aren't my favorite

but they're a solid number two!

What’s the difference between the people who complain about the jokes here and a puppy?

Eventually, the puppy will grow up and not whine as much.

I wrote this joke just for this sub, because people wrongly complain there are never any original jokes here: What's a ferrous particle's favorite constellation?

*Ore-ion*

My wife is fed up with my constant stream of jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?!" She shot back, "Whatever means necessary!!" I chuckled...

"No it doesn't!"

Jokes from home

I noticed that when I was in the office, people would always laugh at my jokes, but working from home, people never do. When I asked why, they said my jokes weren’t remotely funny

I made a noble gas joke

sadly nobody reacted

Nobody upvotes cake day jokes anymore

I feel like I've been desserted

Why are jokes about anti-vaxxers kids so funny?

Because they never get old

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