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Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting a bit old now.

That ship has sailed.

Sad News: The founder of /r/jokes has passed away

RIP Larry Tesler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy and Paste, died age 74

A dear friend of mine passed away this week. This was one of his jokes: What do you call half of a thousand native American insomniacs?

The Indian nap-less 500.

COVID jokes aren't funny

They're downright tasteless.

Jokes about murderers aren’t funny.

Unless they’re executed properly, that is.

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Gay Jokes aren't funny!

Cum on guys!

I don’t always enjoy jokes about cocaine.

But some one liners make me snort.

What do you call men who make "Women belong in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

While my wife was in labor, I read her the front page from /r/Jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...

It must have been the delivery...

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I’m bad at making dick jokes.

It’s just really hard.

I got banned from /r/Jokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

Gynecologists and midwives are good at telling jokes

It's all about the delivery.

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Poop jokes aren’t my favorite

But they’re a solid number 2

Blonde dyes her hair brown, because she's tired of all the blonde jokes

this blonde girl dies her hair brown because she's tired of all the jokes she decides to take a ride one day in her convertible. She's got the top down and she's cruising up an Old country road.And comes across this sheep herder. So she stops and pokes her head over the convertible and says excuse m...

A dad joke my science teacher told me a long time ago:

Why are bacteria so bad at math?

Because they multiply by dividing.

RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots.

I thought about posting a joke about salt

but then I thought, Na, this is r/jokes, and these guys are sodium, they just won't get it.

r/Jokes now has over 20 million members

It's amazing what 7 jokes can do

An original joke walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Welcome to /r/Jokes! I don't think I've seen you here before." Original joke replies...

"Don't worry. Within a week or two, I'll be a regular here!"

I like my jokes like I like my coffee

I don't drink coffee

A collection of jokes from Ancient Rome

Jokes of the Ancient Romans



Some provincial man has come to Rome, and while walking on the streets he was drawing everyone's attention, being a real double of the emperor Augustus. The emperor, having brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks: "Tell me, young man, did you...

Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/Jokes, but today she is absent.

So a subreddit

The year is 2028 and /r/Jokes is still going strong.

A new user gets on to /r/jokes and sees the most upvoted joke just says "28"

The second most upvoted joke says "3915"

The third most upvoted joke says "756"

He can't see why they're getting so many upvotes, so he comments "These aren't jokes, they're numbers"

The mod repl...

Heard a guy whispering Pokemon jokes to his friend

But I couldn't catch em all

The punchline comes before the joke

You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?

Today I learned why Alzheimer's patients love r/jokes

Because there are no reposts


Ps I'm so sorry.

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I used to be good at telling jokes...

But now I just punch up the fuck line.

A joke in Malay

I noticed that there are no jokes here in the Malay language. So, here goes.

PECAT
 
Majikan : Kamu di pecat!

Pekerja : Tapi saya tidak melakukan apa-apa!!

Majikan : Itu lah sebabnya mengapa kamu di pecat…

Jokes my grandpa told me when I was a kid.

A man goes duck hunting and spends two days without seeing a duck. On the third day he finally sees one and shoots it. The duck wounded tries to fly away. It lands in a farmer's yard, hits the barn roof, and falls off.
The hunter tries to sneak over the fence. As he gets close to the duck, he se...

I’ve been a follower of r/jokes for a long time so here are some of my favorite ones:

One, uno, eins, un.

It's my special day today but I can't think of any good jokes...

It's a shame, I thought it would be a piece of cake.

What should you do when nobody laughs at your science jokes?

Keep trying until you get a reaction.

I love insect jokes

I can make them on the fly

As a paraplegic I wish the wheelchair jokes would stop

I can't stand them

I was trying to find some good jokes about Indian bread online, but I couldn't find any.

They're basically naan-existent.

I have lots of viking jokes. I came up with all of them, but I dont know if they are original.

Musical viking = Vising.
Viking ok motorcycle = Biking.
Viking that rules = ViKing.
Viking with glasses =Veyeking.
Viking that is leaving = Byeking.
Viking that enjoys = Liking.
Viking who lies = Lieking.
Viking in forest = Hiking.
Viking with weed = Highking.
Viking in ai...

I don't often tell dad jokes...

But when I do, he laughs.

I know a lot of unemployed jokes

But they don't work :(

I've got this problem where I can't stop telling airport jokes

My doctor says it's terminal. I really hope this joke takes off and that it doesn't fly over anyone's head. Otherwise, it would be plane awful.

Jokes are like babies

Jokes are like babies:
I can make them alright but I can't deliver them at all

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One of my favourite jokes from one of my favourite movies, Desperado. Originally delivered by my favourite director, Quentin Tarantino

This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says...

Tiger Woods issues statement to Reddit regarding tasteless comments about his emergency knee surgery in r/Jokes.

"I won't stand for this"

I don’t get all these school shooting jokes

They must be aimed at a younger audience

My Uncle John's Bathroom Reader calendar has these jokes from Philogelos ("Love of Laughter"), the oldest surviving joke book, dating back to the 4th century AD. They held up surprisingly well.

* A cheapskate wrote his will and named himself as the heir.
* An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man's wife said that he had departed, the intellectual replied, "When he arrives back, tell him that I stopped by."
* An envious landlord saw how happy hi...

So my wife is fed up with my dad jokes and asked me to stop telling them.

Me: how do you want me to stop?
Wife: whatever means necessary.
Me: ...? No it doesn't.

Which monster loves April Fools jokes

Pranken-stein!

I hate steak jokes.

Good ones are rare.

Seriously people need to stop with the pi day jokes.

I've heard them all like 3.14 million times already

r/jokes is the most environment-friendly sub on Reddit

It is made of 97% recycled material.

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