As is well known, in this thirtieth century of ours, space travel is fearfully dull and time-consuming. In search of diversion, many crew Members defy the quarantine restrictions and pick up pets from the various habitable worlds they explore.
Jim Sloane had a rockette, which he called Teddy....
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Guide to pooping at work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2013 Survival Guide for taking a du...
2 nuns cycle down a cobbled street. One let's out a cry and says "I've never come this way before."
The other one says, "you wouldn't normally but there's a diversion around some road works."
Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?