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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the large, muscular, Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

To the slightly less muscular but still large Italian man, he says, "You're in charge of sweeping."

And to the skinny Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of...

The legend of the three kingdoms

There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires.

Th...

hy haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees?

Because they’re really, really good at it.

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

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Bimm Corporation

Black guy goes to employment office. New lady at counter tells him they have a new system that will help him get a job. She hands him paper, all it says is "BIMMHYBARTPCT." He asks what that means. She says I think you will be working for the Bimm
Corporation.lordy Lordy he says! Where are they l...

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