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This morning I came early to my office

And, I switched places of M's and N's on as many keyboards as I could.

Some people would say I am a monster but others would say nomster.

[NsFw] What was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief?

Ding dong ditch.

"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels

They're ... basically the same.

What did the gamer say when he took the COVID-19 vaccine?

ns

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Japan can’t make weapons but it can make..

Weabo-ns.

I like my joke and I don’t care

Why are Statisticians all pragmatists?

Because they know the n's always justify the means

In statistics, a larger sample size results in more reliable averages.

The Ns justify the means.

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