You guys had three stimulus checks to fix that AC and you chose crab legs

Look who’s boiling now

It’s really hot outside but fear not, my car has the deluxe 2fifty AC feature.

2 windows down, driving 50 miles per hour!

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John to sex worker: Damn, it's hot in here, do you have an AC?

"Nope I have only fans"

My friend didn’t believe me that Slash was in AC/DC

C’mon he is right there in the middle

The AC

Me : Did you turn on the AC?
Friend : No
Me : It'd be a lot cooler if you did

AC Bill

My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high the air conditioning bill is.


I told him, "My door is always open."

The first few times you get hit by AC, it really hertz

But after that, it'll barely phase you.

The date I took to the AC/DC concert had buck teeth, giving her a cute beaver smile

She was the best dam woman I had even seen

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I feel bad for porn stars…

They don’t get AC, only fans

I rushed home because my girlfriend kept saying she was "hot and bothered".

Turns out the AC is busted.

Was playing air drums to AC/DC the other day when I dropped my stick...

...had to switch to Def Leopard

Why do hospitals have AC?

Because they need to keep their vegetables fresh.

An engineer dies and mistakenly gets sent to hell

At first he’s in shock, he wasn’t supposed to end up here! But then he starts to look around & notice things.
Everyone is always so grouchy because of the heat, so he fixes the AC. And they’re always bored because there’s nothing to do, so he fixes the cable box. Slowly but surely he starts ...

I bought a product that was supposed to turn me into an AC unit.

I’m not a fan.

What did the fan say to the ac?

You are like me but cooler

What is the difference between AC and DC?

AC Hertz more.

I'm thinking about starting up a neurodivergent, mermaid-themed parody band of AC/DC. It's gonna be called

OCD Sea

My dad got really angry when our AC stopped working.

This always happens when he loses his cool.

Say what you want about AC/DC...

But in my mind they will always be current

After stating that AC/DC was the best 80's band, my dad got mad and said, "What do you know about the 80's? I bet you don't even know who Whitesnake is!"

I just rolled my eyes and said "ugh, Here I go again!"


Happy father's day!

In the summer I lose track of how many AC’s are in my apartment

I guess I’m just not good at accounting.

At the Pearly Gates in Heaven

The first applicant of the day at the Pearly Gates explains that his last day was not a good one...
“I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she w...

I want to write a rock opera about Rosa Parks; to be performed by AC/DC.

It'll be called Black in Back.

Now I know what BC and AC stands for

Before COVID and After COVID

What do you call a man who steals ac units?

An aircon.

It was already foretold by AC/DC

Huawei to Hell.

How do you help your AC through a problem?

Gotta let it vent to you.

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The worst joke in the world

WW3 breaks out and the President authorizes use of the most powerful weapon ever made, a joke so bad it causes instant death to the listener. The problem is, it was said to be developed in revolutionary times by British expats and nobody could remember where it has been stashed away.

To find...

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I saw my son playing with a used diaper while the AC was on

It was all fun and games untill shit hit the fan

Why are AC/DC always so hungry?

Cause it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?

B, because it is in between the AC.

The AC went out at my house.

Not cool man.

Fixing ACs is the worst job

You arrive when it’s really hot, and when it’s finally fixed, you need to leave.

God calls Satan.

"Hey, I think we misplaced an engineer and he ended up in Hell."

"Yeah, Carl. Been doing a wonderful job. We finally got an AC system up and running and the heaters are fixed. He even designed an auto-poker for the pitchfork teams."

"Send him back here, he belongs in Heaven."

"Y...

At an AC/DC concert...

Brian Johnson: You guys ready to rock?
Crowd: YESSSSSS
Brian Johnson: I can't hear you!

Which is an electrician favorite band ?

AC/DC

Being an ac repair man is a cool job

You just arent freon hot days

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Alexa, I am feeling that I want to have sex.

Alexa :
Most certainly... Don't worry. I am dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 C degrees.

The Viagra is kept on the top right shelf of your wardrobe. The gel is kept next to it.

I have hired your favorite Thai masseuse. She is just 12 minutes away as per her Uber ride status....

City Man Visits the Farm

A farmer's sister and her husband come and visit from the city. After unpacking the husband asks the farmer what he is planning to do.

"Wait," the husband says let me guess, "You are going to jump in your tractor, program the GPS, turn on the AC, crank up the radio and cruise around all day....

A church had their AC stolen

The next day there was a note on the church doors reading: "Dear thief! Keep the AC you stole, where you'll be going you'll need it"

Have you ever seen the inside of an ac compressor?

It’s really cool.

Your wife is hot

It's time to get your AC fixed

It's been so hot lately, so I finally got a new AC...

and i nicknamed it DIRK cuz it's so clutch against the heat.

can you guys help me find an AC/DC song?

it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks!





*stolen from RYM*

What do you call a gunship playing rock and roll?

An AC-DC130

What do you call Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison's band?

AC/DC

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Every accent is a good accent.

Except people from Uranus, they have a bad ac-scent

I asked an EV driver what music he liked

He said AC/DC

An engineer dies, and by some mistake he is sent to hell.

Satan was unsure of why the engineer was sent down there, but he might as well be of use. He commissioned the engineer to install AC, plumbing, various water features, and many other amenities that really started to turn hell into a pretty decent place.

God, on the other hand, took notice of ...

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An engineer dies and goes to heaven...

The engineer found himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter looked him up in the book, and found that he was destined for the other place. The engineer protested that this must be a mistake, and that he had lived a righteous life, going to church every week, being faithful to his wife etc. to no avail...

I was Washingtons of clothes when...

Adams-el in distress ran up to me and said her boyfriend Jefferson was being not nice and even though I was a bit Madison at the guy I couldn’t help but give her retreat, and boy, she was such a Monroe!

My friend Jack’s son decided to do a van burying on me I was having a leisurely drive. He ...

Your typical rock band

In my history of Rock and Roll class, chapter 13 focused on the early rock artists post punk era. At the very beginning of the chapter the band King Crimson is briefly mentioned, they seemed to have qualities that later artist would adopt and were quite popular, with songs such as 21 century schizoi...

Engineer goes to Hell...

The engineer looks around, confused, and sees that despite having lived what he felt was a pious and good life, he is in Hell.

Satan quickly introduces himself. "Welcome to Hell. I can't say i was expecting you, so i guess St. Peter made a mistake when he put you on the Hell list. I'll have ...

An engineer dies and goes to hell

Lucifer : I don't get it, you weren't supposed to be here, maybe there's some mixup, hold on...."*calls God*"

God : Yo Lucy, wassup?

Lucifer : Was Mr. Rowan supposed to be here, I don't find him on the list.

God : Oh yeah, he was supposed to be here in heaven. Looks like Reaper ...

My uncle in Washington started an Air Conditioning business.

it's called ac/dc

Bob Had Terrible BO...

And no matter how much he washed or scrubbed, he couldn't get rid of it. He tried hundreds of soaps and shampoos but nothing seemed to work. He showered five times a day, kept the AC on 24/7 and avoided garlic and beans like the plague, but alas people still gagged as they walked behind him.

...

(OC) Once, back the days of dragons...

Once back in the days of knights and dragons there was a mountain to which people would travel from leagues around.

At the summit of this mountain was a magic cradle which would heal the illness of any child placed in it, but only if the child's parent would then roll up into a ball and tumbl...

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing

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Why are B's so cool?

Cause they're in between the AC

Why do people with a gluten allergy usually make for pretty funny comedians?

Because they always have silly acts.

The engineer that went to hell.

One day an engineer died and went to hell. He was a good Christian man who never sinned but Saint Peter made a mistake and accidentally sent him to hell.
In hell the engineer thought to himself, "gee, it sure is hot in here", and so he built some air-conditioning.
Then he thought, "I sure ...

There's a hot girl in my bedroom.

So I turned on the AC.

In my early 20s, I was a scumbag - no car, no house, no job. I lived at with my girlfriend's apartment, and sometimes I'd even borrow her car when I went out to cheat on her.

I say "borrow", but I didn't exactly ask her for permission. She worked as a bank teller, so I'd simply wait till she fell asleep -- Then I'd sneak into the night.

When I returned, I'd adjust the seat, radio, and mirrors back how they were before. The less questions, I figured, the better, ...

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This guy walks into a Mercedes agency and asks for the top executive model.

Money is not an issue, but the car has to have everything installed. And he means EVERYTHING he is not joking. The company goes and install usb sockets for each passenger, a blue tooth operated coffee machine (with proper grinder, not that bullshit with capsules), a GPS tracking got each wheel and t...

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Environment my ass

A small ATM room having two ACs and 4 tubelights, working 24 hours, is asking me not to print receipt to save environment..

Whit's the differ atween a rich Scotsman, a puir Scotsman, an a deid Scotsman?

The rich Scotsman has a canopy ower his bed.

The puir Scotsman has a can o pee under his bed.

The deid Scotsman cannae pee at a'.

[If you need help: http://www.dsl.ac.uk/]

Why is the quadratic formula so cool?

Because it has 'ac'.

Why does Thomas Edison hate Ubisoft Montreal

Cause he didn't like AC

Kiss and heal

A young couple and another old couple were traveling in a 2nd AC coach train in India. The older couple was allotted the upper berth while the young couple was on the lower one.

Just before going to bed the young man goes over to his wife's berth to give her a good night kiss. While getting u...

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