My grandma had dementia in her later years and would tell me this joke every time I saw her: When your appendix is removed it’s called an appendectomy. When your uterus is removed it’s called a hysterectomy. What’s it called when you have a growth removed from your head?
A haircut. (And she’d laugh every time! I miss her terribly.)
Did you hear about the cow that had a hysterectomy?
She was decaffeinated
A Texan is in London, and looking for Razor blades
“Y’all got any American razor blades in here ?” the Texan asked the English pharmacist.
“All I see are these stupid Wilkinsons.”
“Sir,” the pharmacist patiently replied, “Wilkinson has been producing the finest surgical instruments, weapons and razors since before Waterloo.”
I get so bothered by people who use words without knowing what they mean
it always gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor
She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.