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What is the most grate-ful Japanese cheese called?

Arrigato kerrygold.

Steel producers are grappling with the high price of iron...

...they say it's a terrible ore deal.

(An ore-ful joke, I know.)

I fell through a window once...

It was quite the pane-ful experience

Making a joke about a celebrity’s death?!

That’s just dis-R-E-S-P-E-C-T-ful

What makes awesome good and awful bad?

What makes awe**some** good and aw**ful** bad?



Moderation

What do you call it when all the pieces on the Chess Board go on Strike??

A Piece-ful Protest.

I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7

I guess it won't be very 6s-ful

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful.


[self made joke]

Career Change

A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skill-ful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended dili...

A man was going for a holiday to Acapulco, Mexico...

But since he does not speak any Spanish, he is a bit worried if he will be alright.

He talks to an old friend about his worries and the friend tells him "Don't worry! Spanish is not so hard to speak. Many words are similar to english, so if you just speak slowly enough, I'm sure they will und...

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