It's Harold's first day in the carpool. The boys honk the horn in front of his house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway down the walk when he hears a grunt and the sound of his wife's foot tapping on the porch. He turns around and there she is, scowling at him. He runs back to the steps...
You can't lose this ball
Two golfers are about to play 18 holes when one of them says he's going to the pro shop to buy some golf balls, and asks his friend if he needs any balls.
His friend says, "No thanks, I have a ball."
The golfer says, "You only have ONE ball?? You're going to lose that, and then what w...
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