I went to this guy's house and there were neck garments with hogs on everywhere.
The place was a pigs tie.
A farmer had a problem; His hogs were not mating. At the feed store he ran into the local veterinarian and
asked for advice. The vet said, “Farmer Heffelfinger here had that same issue and managed to resolve it himself by artificial insemination”. The farmer, not knowing exactly what that term meant asked how he will know if it has worked. “Well, they’l be real sleepy the next day”. Back on t...
During Cold War, Mossad, CIA and KGB argue which is the best secret service.
They decide to hunt for hogs in a forest. The organization with the most kills after one hour gets the award.
Mossad send in Schlomo, their best agent. After one hour he presents three hogs, all with a clean shot between the eyes.
CIA orders an attack helicopter, spots a sounder and k...
A guy is driving somewhere in Tennessee
He is riding along and a hog runs into the street and gets hit. The man is shocked, so he gets out and calls the police.
"Hi I need to report that I just hit a pig in the road." He says nervously, unsure of what to do. The other person on the phone asks for the location and he gives it to the...
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Farm kid writes letter home after joining Marines....
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am ge...
A farmer takes his pigs to the breeder
A farmer one day decides he’d like to multiply his pigs but only has two sows, so he takes them to a farm a ways away with some impressive hogs to breed them with.
He gets there on the first day and after the deed is done he asks the other farmer “Say, how will I know it worked” to which the...
Your momma so fat, the only people that will sleep with her are bikers....
They're used to riding hogs.
Scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research...
The scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research and take a vacation on their friend's farm. On their first day there, Watson and Crick take a walk around the farm. First, they notice pigs oinking like crazy when they realize the truck that takes them to market has pulled up. Next, t...
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