The further Pooh lead him into the forest the more concerned Piglet became

that Pooh wasn't wearing any pants

Why does Piglet always smell bad?

Because he plays with Pooh.

"Piglet, I need your help", said Winnie the Pooh

-I want to create a trading firm called "Honey". You will play crucial role in this.

-Wow, we will be selling honey?

-No, we will be **buying** honey. And we will be selling pork.

Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says “Pooh, you haven’t touched any food yet. What gives?”

Pooh: “I’m stuffed”

What do you call a piglet with no money

A Por kid

Why did Piglet open the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh

Have you read the prequel to Hamlet yet?

Piglet.

So this farmer owns a single female pig. He wants her to have piglets...

...so(w) he asks around the village for any eligible bachelor boars. Turns out there aren't any, but there's this fella at a nearby village who runs a Rent-A-Boar service, charging by the coupling.

The next morning, our farmer gets up early, attaches the trailer to his tractor, gets the pig o...

Honeypots

-Hey, what’s going on, Pooh?

-Hello, Piglet. Christopher left us 10 honeypots. That makes 8 for each.

-No, Pooh, that makes 5 for each of us.

-Dunno about that, already ate mine.

A Tv-crew is sent to interview a farmer before the election.

"Could you please share with our viewers, how has the past year been for you?"

"Well, you know I can't complain. I had a very good harvest of wheat, so my family definitely won't go hungry. My vegetable patches brought in amazing organic crops, I was able to sell those at a good profit. And ...

Three guys go hunting...

Three guys, a Samoan, a Hawaiian, and a Portuguese, all go hunting on different days.

The Samoan goes on the first day and comes back with a piglet.

The other two ask him how he caught it and he replied “I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and got the game”.

The next day, ...

What's 12 inches, pink, and throbs?

Piglet stuck in an electric fence

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Two firefighters save a mother cat from a tree.

The owner promises them the kittens once they grow big enough, and the firefighters happily accept. Half a year later, the kittens arrive and they bring great joy.

The next day, the two firefighters receive an emergency call stating that a barn is burning. The men rush there and learn that a ...

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A joke translated from Russian

A young man goes to a collective farm to work as a vet. The chairman of the farm greets him and tells him he already has three vets.

"But I'm special, Comrade Chairman," says the young man, "I understand the language of the animals."

"No shit," says the chairman, "why don't you show me...

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Meet your newest employee. My salary shall be 5000 bucks.

(TKZS = a state-run commie collective farm.)

A man walks in the TKZS' boss office and says: "Meet your newest employee. My salary shall be 5000 bucks."

The boss laughs straight at his face: "Comrade, the average salary here is 150 bucks. I don't make 500. Why would I pay you 5000?" ...

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Farmers and their Pig

Old, long winded, and immature. But, I always laugh at it

Three farmers had been competing at the state fair for several years now for the biggest pig contest. Each year though all three farmers would lose to a pig from another county. So, Farmer John calls farmer Brown and Farmer Dan over to...

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