Piglet Jokes

Because he plays with Pooh

Piglet accidentally knocked over one of the jars fro. Pooh's stash of honey and it went all over the floor.

Pooh had honey roasted ham for dinner that night.

He was looking for Pooh

She grasps their tail in her mouth, lifts them, proudly announcing their weight.
When checked on a scale, she's never wrong!
The other day a customer showed up and my wife was not around. "Where is your mother?" I asked my son, he replied "Oh she's in the house, weighing the mailman".

...so(w) he asks around the village for any eligible bachelor boars. Turns out there aren't any, but there's this fella at a nearby village who runs a Rent-A-Boar service, charging by the coupling.

The next morning, our farmer gets up early, attaches the trailer to his tractor, gets the pig o... read more

(Kinda sad, really dark.)

Grandma pig is growing old. She doesn’t want to worry her grandchildren, so she makes something up for the parents.

The kids watch as Grandma is taken away.

“Where is grandma going?” asks a pig.

“Grandma is sick. They’re gonna help her. You won’t... read more

Pooh: “I’m stuffed”

The father, thought for a moment and said "you're old enough to learn about this"

So they sit down and talk. About five minutes later, the son, visibly traumatized asks "what about Eeyore and Piglet?"

Piglet.

-Hey, what’s going on, Pooh?

-Hello, Piglet. Christopher left us 10 honeypots. That makes 8 for each.

-No, Pooh, that makes 5 for each of us.

-Dunno about that, already ate mine.

"Could you please share with our viewers, how has the past year been for you?"

"Well, you know I can't complain. I had a very good harvest of wheat, so my family definitely won't go hungry. My vegetable patches brought in amazing organic crops, I was able to sell those at a good profit. And ... read more

Piglet stuck in an electric fence

A farmer, struggeling through deression, is sitting in a bar talking to his neighbour: "I have no Idea to survive,I own 25 sows but no boar. And I can't afford to buy one or arrange a fertilization. If I'd be able to breed piglets, i could sell them and make money.." The neigbour sais: " No Problem,... read more

After a disastrous first year on the farm Jeremy Clarkson hatches a new plan and gets ten sows and a hog to make lots of piglets.
He calls the vet and asks for any help and what to look for. The old vet tells him if the hog has been successful the sows will be asleep on their backs with all for ... read more

Three guys, a Samoan, a Hawaiian, and a Portuguese, all go hunting on different days.

The Samoan goes on the first day and comes back with a piglet.

The other two ask him how he caught it and he replied “I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and got the game”.

The next day, ... read more