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High Ground Jokes

...Then Juliet looked down from her balcony and said,

"Its over Romeo,

I have the high ground"

What does Obi-Wan Kenobi call he's weed farm?

The high ground

If obi wan kenobi ever made a drug den he would call it..

The High Ground

Jack and Jill went up the hill

So that they could have the high ground.

Why does Obi-Wan keep his coffee on the top shelf?

He likes the high grounds.

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Why does Darth Vader prefer coarse-grain pepper?

He hates it when it's high ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the high ground.

Who called it a marijuana field...

... and not the high ground?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

"It's over 6, I have the high ground."

Never fight someone who recently smoked weed.

They tend to have the high ground.

When Obi-Wan retired, he bought an island, he got married, he built a house, and most importantly, he started growing cannabis.

He now had a high ground.

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My friend thinks I'm weird because I collect soil from where we sat and got high.

He seems pretty pissed, but I've taken the high ground.

Why can Snoop Dog easily win fights?

He has the high ground.

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Roses are red, balls are round.

It's over, Anakin!
I have the high ground!

Why was Colorado one of the first states to legalize recreational Marijuana?

They had the high ground.

When he was president, George W. Bush decided to visit a school...

...so the kids could ask him questions.

'Mr. President, my name is Bob and I'd like to ask three questions,' says the first kid.

'Alright, ask away,' says Bush.

'My first question: why do you label everything as "terrorism"? My second question is: why do you always say we have t...

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