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A man walks into a bar

On his way to the counter he sees a very tiny man playing the piano. Weird, he says to himself, but he doesn't think much of it.

When he gets to the counter, he sees that the bartender is absent, so he sits down to wait. Just as he sits down, a genie appears.

"I can grant you one wish...

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Miss Davies wants to teach her class about Hearsay, so they enact a game of "Telephone"

She arranges the students in a circle and turns to her first student, Peter. She whispers "The box jellyfish has 24 eyes, and a lifespan of less than one year" to Peter and tells him to pass the message on. As she watched the message being passed on, she noted the subtle look of enlightenment in eac...

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