Earplug Jokes - 5 Hilarious Earplug Jokes

I put on some new earplugs to see if they were better than my old ones...

I couldn't hear the difference.

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Buying earplugs was the best thing I bought...

It was a sound investment.

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My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs.

but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose.

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I've never brought a gal home to my studio apartment.

Part of me is worried that she'll judge me. After all, the place is pretty small.

But the other part of me is worried that she'll get a terrible sleep. Earplugs help, but even then it takes awhile to get used to my dad's snoring.

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In the op room, what can you use in replacement of the anesthetic, if the patient's allergic to it ?

Earplugs.

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