A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.
He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows ba...
A rough, hard drinking baseball umpire
was upset because he couldn't get his little boy to sit on his lap and talk to him.
After all, the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
What’s the opposite of a soft drink?
Alcohol
Get it? Because it’s a “hard drink” No? Really? Please? I am slowly spiralling into madness Help me Anyone there?
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A guy goes into a bar to celebrate his last night out before he gets married
He pulls up a stool and orders a hard drink right off the bat.
The bartender asks "What's the occasion?"
"Well, it's my last night out to do anything fun and crazy before I tie the knot"
"Congratulations! This ones on the house, I wish y'all the best of luck."
"Thanks m...
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