Alcoholic Drink Jokes - 8 Hilarious Alcoholic Drink Jokes

What's Dracula's favourite alcoholic drink and candy combo?

Red vines

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A desperate alcoholic drinks varnish...

Sadly, he comes to a terrible end..... but a beautiful finish!

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What is the most Canadian non-alcoholic drink?

American beer.

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I saw a clown drinking an alcoholic drink while doing death defying stunts.

I told him, "That's whiskey."

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A range of alcoholic drinks is being produced named after famous authors

.... Dickens Cider is proving very popular

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Did you know that prostitutes at the Moulin Rouge used strong alcoholic drinks to bleach their hair?

Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.

Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them orders an alcoholic drink. The other says "I'll have double of what he has."

He died of butanol poisoning.

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A man gets pulled over for swerving

Officer says, "sir do you know why I pulled you over?"

*"I have no clue". The man replied.*

"Have you been drinking, sir?"

*"Not any alcoholic drinks, officer".*

"Then what is that in your cup holder?"

"*that's a half-drank Smirnoff Ice.*"

"I thought you sai...

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