I like my coffee like Hamilton liked the source of his income.

Black, and made by my wife.

Did you hear the one about the Vegan Crossfitter who saw Hamilton live on Broadway with the original cast?

He didn't know which one to talk about first.

The casting for Hamilton was awful,

It makes no sense cast an American to play King George who is obviously British.

"I'm not throwing away my shot"

Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.

Celebrity Race-car Driver Lewis Hamilton Walk into a country golf club in England

He sees the woman on reception and enquires about joining the club.

Looking slightly disappoint, the woman at the desk tells Lewis that unfortunately the club has a very old rule which states only white people can become members.

She apologises for the out of date rule but says that ...

Today's performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to the cold.

Once again, Brrr killed Hamilton.

Ever heard of Alexander Hamilton?

Heard he makes bank

No more questions please...

My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?” “I’m at Rex Hospital.” “What city are you in?” “Raleigh.” “Do you know who I am?” “Dr. Hamilton.” My grandfather then turned to the nurse and sai...

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What can Lewis Hamilton do what Hitler couldn't?

Finish a race.

People are really upset about how the cast of Hamilton treated Mike Pence.

I mean, the last time people were this upset about something an actor did to a Republican in a theater, the Civil War had just ended.

Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary

It's going to be a play on words

Why did Alexander Hamilton get busted for possession?

'Cause he's not throwing away his pot.

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Always wear clean underwear in public

Always wear clean underwear in public,
especially when working under your vehicle...

From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington couple
who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carr...

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About 8 years old...
My next door neighbour, Glen Hamilton, and I are playing in the street, and turned off the water to the only Asian house in the street. Don't know if it was 'cause we were racists, or it was just easiest to do, or what...
Anyway, the owner caught us, and took us inside wit...

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