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Gynecologists Jokes

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Two Americans and a German gynecologist were having a drink...

After a few they start sharing stories from their professions. Since all 3 were gynecologists it soon became a brag-fest.

American 1: "I once had a patient who had a clitoris like a blueberry!"

American 2: "that's nothing, my last patient had one like a cherry!"

German: "I would...

Noticed the similarity between food delivery drivers and gynecologists.

They can smell it, but shouldn't taste.

What do pizza delivery drivers and gynecologists have in common?

They both have the same problem, its warm and they can smell it, but cant eat it.

Electricians and Gynecologists

Electricians and Gynecologists have the same job description.

They both remove your shorts and check your box.

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Where do Gynecologists get their training?

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Private School

Gynecologists and midwives are good at telling jokes

It's all about the delivery.

Why do deaf people make the best gynecologists?

Because they can read lips

How do women scare gynecologists?

They study ventriloquism

If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?

Tunnel Vision

Did you know all gynecologists are Australian?

They're all bush doctors who work down under.

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What do you call a blind gynecologists?

A pain in the ass.

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A woman goes to the gynecologist

She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam.

After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina."

The woman replies, "You don't have to say it twice."

The doctor says, "I didn't."

Why do females prefer old gynecologists?

Their hands shake.

What do you call a deaf Gynecologists?

a Lip Reader

How many gynecologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I'm asking because mine had to call like six other guys in to help him, and I'm really starting to wonder why I needed one installed down there in the first place.

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Woman went to a gynecologist

She laid on the table and and spread her legs. The doctor started the examination.

"Wow, you have a huge vagina, wow you have a huge vagina."

Woman was embarrassed, and said:

"Yes I know, but you didn't have to say it twice."

To which the doctor replied:

"I only sa...

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