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A grim man enters an otolaryngologist's cabinet and whips out his penis...

...and it's all bluish and visibly not okay. The doctor, shocked: "You're in the wrong cabinet, you need to see the urologist!"

"No," says man. "The thing is, me and my friends go to a sauna once a month..."

"Ah, so then you'll need a dermatologist if it's caused by an STD" - interrupt...

What did Black Beard's Otolaryngologist charge for his services?

A Buccaneer!

What did the otolaryngologist say to his prosthesis patient?

Happy new ear

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