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My ex wife was an acupuncturist…

Divorced her because she was a backstabbing bitch.

Did you hear about the woman who was robbed by an unemployed acupuncturist?

She was stabbed more than 167 times but she felt awesome the next day.

Why should you never trust an acupuncturist?

They always stab you in the back.

I used to be good friends with an acupuncturist

until he stabbed me in the back

Just once I would like to go to a acupuncturist, lay down on his couch and when he says "how can I help you?"

I'll say "Well I keep getting pins and needles in my leg"

I really don't trust acupuncturists

They're all back stabbers

Why did the acupuncturist have so many assistants?

They needle the help they can get!

Why did the pastor encourage his entire congregation to go to an acupuncturist?

So, that they would become more holy.

I went to see this acupuncturist, called "The dude".

He told me me Yin and Yang channels were out of balance. He said some of my meridians were open too much, and some were blocked.

I told him: "I've been feeling cold, slow, and passive recently. I think my Yang meridians are closed."

He said, "Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, you...

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