How many bears can Bear Grylls grills if Bear Grylls can grill bears?
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I was trying to survive in the woods when I realized I ran out of toilet paper.
So I took a leaf out of Bear Grills’ book.
A man is falling out of a plane.
A man is falling out of a plane, intending to go parachuting. He pulls the ripcord, and it breaks.
Okay, he thinks. That's why there's a backup. He pulls the backup ripcord, and... It breaks.
At this point, he's thoroughly worried. But then, he sees a guy flying up right at him, as tho...
A Lutheran moves into a neighborhood of Roman Catholics on the first day of Lent.
That Friday, the man grills out on his patio, filling the neighborhood with the mouthwatering aroma of seared steak. All his neighbors, being practicing Catholics, are obliged to abstain from eating meat on Fridays during Lent. Needless to say, they aren't particularly happy about it. The next Frida...
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“Grizzly found causing mayhem at a BBQ”
First, he mauled dad in the back garden. Then he cooked up some burgers, urinated in the punch and downed the lot of it.
The newspaper headline read: “Bear grills, drinks his own piss”
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