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Mesh Jokes

Someone renovated the church with wire mesh floors.

Well, I guess it *is* holey ground....

My neighbour has put up a fine mesh barrier between our properties.

I think it's a fence sieve.

In my efforts to come up with a unique style of music, I tried to mesh together the elements of Jazz and Funk.

But it just sounded like junk.

I took a a date into a freezer and prodded her with a mesh of wire...

She screamed, "What the hell is this?"

I replied "Net flicks and chill."

Knock Knock

Who's there?

A mesh.

A mesh who?

You're not a shoe, you're a person.

What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf?

This is a fine mesh we've gotten ourselves into!

There are 10 kinds of people...

...those who can extrapolate from missing data and those who mesh and butcher well established jokes.

Do you know what really grinds my gears?

When my maintenance guys fail to inspect them for the proper mesh and clearance.

A priest has a moment of weakness. He decides to go to a brothel.

Being a faithful servant of the lord until recently, he's overwhelmed. He sees one lady named destiny and immediately falls in love.

She's repulsed by him though, they just did not mesh.

The father leaves and returns the next day with flowers but destiny still will not have anything t...

[OC] Micheal Jordan's origin story.

Micheal Jordan loved basketball growing up. He was good at it too. Every day at school, he'd be playing basketball and everyone wanted him on thier team.

The only catch was that, he could only play B-Ball at school. There were no courts near his house. So... Micheal's father, whom I will hen...
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