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Mesh Jokes

Someone renovated the church with wire mesh floors.

Well, I guess it *is* holey ground....

My neighbour has put up a fine mesh barrier between our properties.

I think it's a fence sieve.

In my efforts to come up with a unique style of music, I tried to mesh together the elements of Jazz and Funk.

But it just sounded like junk.

I took a girl on a date into a freezer and prodded her with a mesh of wire...

She screamed, "What the hell is this?"

I replied "Net flicks and chill."

What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf?

This is a fine mesh we've gotten ourselves into!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

A mesh.

A mesh who?

You're not a shoe, you're a person.

A priest has a moment of weakness. He decides to go to a brothel.

Being a faithful servant of the lord until recently, he's overwhelmed. He sees one lady named destiny and immediately falls in love.

She's repulsed by him though, they just did not mesh.

The father leaves and returns the next day with flowers but destiny still will not have anything t...

There are 10 kinds of people...

...those who can extrapolate from missing data and those who mesh and butcher well established jokes.

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Magic bunny!

A young texan cowboy is riding along his property when he spots an injured rabbit struggling to free itself from some wire mesh it's stuck in. He's about to put the furball out of its misery when the rabbit says:

"Wait!! I'm a magic bunny! If you free me and let me go, I'll grant you one wish...

Do you know what really grinds my gears?

When my maintenance guys fail to inspect them for the proper mesh and clearance.

[OC] Micheal Jordan's origin story.

Micheal Jordan loved basketball growing up. He was good at it too. Every day at school, he'd be playing basketball and everyone wanted him on thier team.

The only catch was that, he could only play B-Ball at school. There were no courts near his house. So... Micheal's father, whom I will hen...

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