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Stovetop Jokes

Something tells I left my stovetop on

I just can't put my finger on it.

I always make a mess when cooking rice on my stovetop.

It is a starch reminder.

I tried to get my stovetop to be more friendly by making it say Hi all the time.

Things got heated pretty quickly.

;)

A man lay on his deathbed...

He had maybe a day left to live when he suddenly smelled his wife's prizewinning chili! He dearly loved her chili more than anything else in the world, especially the way his wife cooked them which was known throughout the state of Texas.

With every last bit of energy left in his mind and bo...

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