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Grades Jokes

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What grades did Hitler get in art school?

Not C's

Guess what my grades and whales have in common?

They rarely rise above "C" level. ᴴᵉˡᵖ

I put my grades up for adoption

Because I couldn't raise them anymore.

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This no kidding came from my 10 y/o today from his class. 5th Grade

Student #1: was acting rude and obnoxious toward other students in class

My kiddo: "Stop acting rude"

Student #1: "Make me"

Student #2 (a friend of my kiddo): "Your Mom and Dad already made that mistake."

What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school?

Oh, high marks.

My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.

It's my way or the Huawei.

A boy was always getting low grades in maths...

A boy was always getting low grades in maths and his parents were getting worried. After 3 tests with continuous F's, they decided to send him to a Catholic school due to the high success rate in maths.

After the boys first day of school there, he got home and ran straight to his room without...

Why do LGBT people have bad grades?

They can’t think straight.

Grades

My mom is so strict about grades when the doctor told her my blood type is B+, she yelled and told me to do better.

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test ...

... and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car" The boy thought about that for a moment,...

Why don't Scuba Divers make good grades?

They are always below C level.

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Virginity in school

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."

A father goes complaining to the teacher about his son bad grades.

The father is angry, "there is no way my sons failed his math exam, i can avail myself that he was more than capable when he left home" he argues, "I'd being with him 4 hours straight for the last 4 weeks, he is more than ready for the test, you can have him answer any math related question right he...

I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades.

They never get above C level.

A father asked his son about his grades...

Son: They're underwater.

Father: What do you mean underwater?

Son: They're below 'C' level.

Why were the candle's grades so poor?

He isn't very bright.

How many grades does Dog School have?

K-9

What does grades and Newton's apple have in common?

They both fall to make people study

High grades

The son comes to his father:
"Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"
"Congratulations son! In which test?"
"Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."

A 13 year old boy has difficulty with mathematics, failing in public school.

His parents were not religious but after a friend's suggestion they felt a private Catholic school may be more effective. His grades began to rise dramatically after this switch. Asked what has helped him so much, he responded

"When I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant busi...

What grades do you need to join the navy?

7 C’s

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

The Gynecologist had become

fed up with his job and decided to change professions. One day after seeing an advertisment for an auto mechanic school on TV, he decided to sign up. The Dr studied very hard and gave it the same level of excelence as he did when practicing medicine.

The day of the final exam came. The Dr had...

Would anyone like to adopt my grades?

I can’t raise them myself.

Why don't black holes get good grades ?

They aren't bright enough.

What do you call a nut that gets good grades?

An academia nut..

Why did the music thief get such good grades?

He was really good at taking notes

What do you call someone that graduates from medical school with the lowest grades ?

A doctor.

My sister is going put her grades up for adoption.

When I questioned her about it, she said, "Well, I can't raise them myself."

Why do Asian parents want their children to have high grades?

Because they're​ Asian, not Bsian nor Csian.

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