Grade One Jokes

and asks his mom, "Mom, I have the biggest dick in class, is it because I'm black?"

And his mom says, "Now Jerome, don't be a bigot. You don't have the biggest dick in the third grade because your black, it's because you're 27!"

Little dirty Johnny just started grade one. His teacher introduces herself:

“Hello everyone, I’m your teacher. My name is Ms Prussy. “

Little Johnny thinks to himself: That’s easy to remember. It’s pussy with an “r” in it.

The next morning, the teacher says:

“Does anyone... read more