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Us History Jokes

Who were the greenest Presidents in US history?

The Bushes

Who was the most open minded president in us history?

JFK

TIL Franklin D. Roosevelt is the longest sitting president in US history.

He was just sitting all the time.

I have a joke about US history but.....

I'm going to rewrite it.

This is now the longest government shut down in US History. In lighter news, if seeing who will crack first on the border wall is prolonging it, then this shut down truly is...

a Mexican stand off.

America failed No Nut November,

This election featured the two biggest nuts in recent US history.

During Jimmy’s turn with Santa they have a tense interaction at the end of which Santa shouts “NO!!!!” at Jimmy and storms off leaving the kids angry and crying.

When parents ask him what went down between them Jimmy says it was going well till Santa asked him who his favorite president was and he told him it was Obama. So Santa asked him for his next favorite president on and on and Jimmy diligently answered one by one - Abraham Lincoln, JFK, The Roosevelts...

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