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Uruguay Jokes

Any of you been to Uruguay or Paraguay?

If you ever wanna go I Knowaguay.

Saudi Arabia lost to Uruguay yesterday

They beheading home soon

Why did Africa pull a prank on Europe?

He thought he was GHANA get away with it. KENYA blame him? He's BENIN worse situations before. OMAN, I gotta stop. I can't BELIZE i'm saying these words right now. There's NORWAY anybody is gonna find this funny. Nothing ISRAEL to me anymore. How much do you want TIBET this will get downvoted to obl...

Me: Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere.

Dad: Well, it got me to the "Sarcasm World Championships" in Uruguay in 2018.

Me: Really?

Dad: No

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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take h...

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