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Golf Player Jokes

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Golf Player and Saudi Prince

A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber's head, knocking him unconscious.

"You probably saved my life," says the grateful Arab. "I am a member of the Saudi Royal Family...

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Why are golf players bad at sex?

Because they try to finish with as few strokes as possible.

Golf players aren't real althletes.

They've got small balls.

The lion was a an avid golf player

One day, he was randomly paired up with another cat. This cat was something else. Every time he'd tee off, zoom! He'd go running down the fairway, often beating the ball down the hole.

Not only was he fast as but he was good, really good. Every shot landed in the fairway, or even on the gr...

Do you know why golf players always wear 2 pants?

In case that they get a hole in one

What do professional golf players do for fun?

Do not play golf.

Did you hear about the golf player that got arrested for a DUI?

He should've picked a better driver.

The Frog

I am usually a good golf player but I was playing horribly that day. As I was about to tee off at the fourth hole I heard a voice say, three wood. I looked around and no one was behind me so I took my stance. Then once again I heard ..three wood. I looked down and there was a frog at the corner of t...

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