TIFU by causing a massive fight at our families Labor Day BBQ
Now, a bit of background for you all. Every year, my grandparents invite the entire family over to their place for their annual Labor Day barbecue. Very rarely, my cousin Samuel decides to come along, and usually only if he's that desperate for a free meal. Everyone in my family talks mad s...
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Teresa May dies...
Her soul arrives in heaven and she is met by St.Peter at the Pearly Gates. Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there's a problem: We seldom see a Conservative here and we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in; I'm a believer." says May. ...
What's Lil' Jon's favourite sport?
A collection of Waspy jokes about yo-mamma
1. Your mother is so déclassé, she has a time-share near Sea World!
2. Your mother is so prescription drug dependent, she pops Xanax like Godiva bonbons!
3. Your mother is so lower middle-class, she thinks Egyptian cotton smells of camels!
4. Your mother...
Here's a new game we can all play!
You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman
I call it
Croquette Crockett Croquet