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When I hear people talking about water polo all I can think about is

Those poor horses.

Why did the dyslexic refuse to wear a polo shirt?

Because he was Lacoste intolerant.

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My wife told me that if I didn't go golfing today, she'd do anal.

I had already put on my polo and khakis, butt fuck it.

Why is water polo the most dangerous sport?

Because the horses can't swim

Columbus,Marco Polo etc,are not the bravest explorers of all time.

Its the Internet Explorer.

It is brave enough to ask to be my default browser.

I decided to give water polo a try last week

It was quite fun until my horse drowned

Hundreds of years after their deaths, Galileo, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Marco Polo are walking in heaven and decide to have a conversation with Jesus...

Galileo says, “Jesus, I’ve been thinking about my past life on Earth, and I wanted to know what I am remembered for all these years later.”

Jesus pauses and replies, “Galileo, you are remembered as the Father of Modern Physics. By being one of the first to apply mathematics to motion, you le...

Well, I just got a very bitter complaint that the polo mallet I sold on ebay was too short

I told him to get off his high horse

I taught my son today to play Marco Polo

We opened the cabinet and found China.

I can’t seem to understand water polo

I always do fairly well but the horse always drowns in the end

I really don't understand water polo

Like, how do they keep the horses from drowning?

I made an abacus by threading string through polo mints....

....it has improved my menthol arithmetic

what do you call a person who cant differentiate a t-shirt from a polo

collar-blind

Water polo was invented

After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

I was having random bouts of diarrhea...

Couldn't figure out what the hell was causing it.

Then I started keeping track. I realized it was only happening when I would wear those polo shirts with the little alligator stitched on them.

Turns out I'm Lacoste intolerant.

Bored at work so I wrote my first joke. It’s extremely dumb but maybe it’ll make someone laugh.

An extremely wealthy family owned countless successful companies, bought out competitors and even purchased new ventures if they looked promising enough. Nothing was too big or small, and nothing was off limits.

The family consisted of a mother (Linda), father (Robert) and 3 sons (Robert Jr.,...

It’s a beautiful day on the golf course

A man, mid 40s, white polo shirt, is lining up for his shot on the 10th hole. Just as he enters his backswing a voice comes over the loudspeaker from the clubhouse-
“Will the gentleman in the ladies’ tee-box on hole 10 please move back to the men’s tee-box”

Backswing interrupted, the man s...

What do you call an Italian drug dealer in Asia?

Narco Polo

Where'd Mark go?

POLO!

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[NSFW] Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.

‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped hi...

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There was a young boy in a rich family going to a prestigious university.

He was doing well academically but there was a requirement for at least 3 credit hours of physical education. He tried lacrosse, but couldn't get the hang of it, and failed out during his second year. His third year, he tried polo but again, was not coordinated enough and was also afraid of the ho...

Yo momma so fat..

..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.

What's the opposite of Mini Golf?

Macro Polo

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