Well, I just got a very bitter complaint that the polo mallet I sold on ebay was too short
I told him to get off his high horse
I tried playing water polo once
My horse drowned
Four priests decided to enjoy the beautiful weather and went golfing in polo shirts and khakis.
However, their game was not going well, and after a series of terrible shots, the caddy asked, "Are you guys priests?"
"Yes, we are," replied one of the priests, "Why?"
'Because,' said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."
When I hear people talking about water polo all I can think about is
Those poor horses.
Columbus,Marco Polo etc,are not the bravest explorers of all time.
Its the Internet Explorer.
It is brave enough to ask to be my default browser.
Why did the dyslexic refuse to wear a polo shirt?
Because he was Lacoste intolerant.
I can’t seem to understand water polo
I always do fairly well but the horse always drowns in the end
I decided to give water polo a try last week
It was quite fun until my horse drowned
I taught my son today to play Marco Polo
We opened the cabinet and found China.
I really don't understand water polo
Like, how do they keep the horses from drowning?
I made an abacus by threading string through polo mints....
....it has improved my menthol arithmetic
Water polo was invented
After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey
what do you call a person who cant differentiate a t-shirt from a polo
They say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. I say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him swim.
I am _never_ playing water polo again
Hundreds of years after their deaths, Galileo, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Marco Polo are walking in heaven and decide to have a conversation with Jesus...
Galileo says, “Jesus, I’ve been thinking about my past life on Earth, and I wanted to know what I am remembered for all these years later.”
Jesus pauses and replies, “Galileo, you are remembered as the Father of Modern Physics. By being one of the first to apply mathematics to motion, you le...
What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?
What do you call an Italian drug dealer in Asia?
I was having random bouts of diarrhea...
Couldn't figure out what the hell was causing it.
Then I started keeping track. I realized it was only happening when I would wear those polo shirts with the little alligator stitched on them.
Turns out I'm Lacoste intolerant.
What's the opposite of Mini Golf?
It’s a beautiful day on the golf course
A man, mid 40s, white polo shirt, is lining up for his shot on the 10th hole. Just as he enters his backswing a voice comes over the loudspeaker from the clubhouse- “Will the gentleman in the ladies’ tee-box on hole 10 please move back to the men’s tee-box”
Backswing interrupted, the man s...
Where'd Mark go?
Yo momma so fat..
..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
[NSFW] Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.
‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped hi...
Bored at work so I wrote my first joke. It’s extremely dumb but maybe it’ll make someone laugh.
An extremely wealthy family owned countless successful companies, bought out competitors and even purchased new ventures if they looked promising enough. Nothing was too big or small, and nothing was off limits.
The family consisted of a mother (Linda), father (Robert) and 3 sons (Robert Jr.,...
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There was a young boy in a rich family going to a prestigious university.
He was doing well academically but there was a requirement for at least 3 credit hours of physical education. He tried lacrosse, but couldn't get the hang of it, and failed out during his second year. His third year, he tried polo but again, was not coordinated enough and was also afraid of the ho...
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two black guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Pro...