I made an abacus by threading string through polo mints....
....it has improved my menthol arithmetic
I can’t seem to understand water polo
I always do fairly well but the horse always drowns in the end
Well, I just got a very bitter complaint that the polo mallet I sold on ebay was too short
I told him to get off his high horse
I really don't understand water polo
Like, how do they keep the horses from drowning?
what do you call a person who cant differentiate a t-shirt from a polo
Walked up to my dyslexic friend to show him my new polo shirt, and he barfed all over it.
He should've told me he was Lacoste intolerant.
What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?
Water polo was invented
After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey
As it was past Thanos fighting very hard with present Avengers, he was literally fighting for his future.
The battle was actually pretty..... In tense.
A polo G if repost.
[NSFW] Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.
‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped hi...
There was a young boy in a rich family going to a prestigious university.
He was doing well academically but there was a requirement for at least 3 credit hours of physical education. He tried lacrosse, but couldn't get the hang of it, and failed out during his second year. His third year, he tried polo but again, was not coordinated enough and was also afraid of the ho...
My grandfather was a prison guard.
He told me a story one day about an inmate he knew back years ago. He said
“On my first day of work I spotted this guy who had the nicest cell in the joint. TV, silk sheets, food whenever he wanted it. I had no clue why.
I eventually found out that everyone there - the other guards, t...
Where'd Mark go?
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Man wakes up his wife in he middle of the night. NSFW
He whispers to her so he doesn’t wake the dog: Honey, I can’t get to sleep. Do you want to go for drive?
Wife: Are you crazy, it’s the middle of the night! No!
Husband: Well then, do you want to have anal sex?
Wife: What!? No! Go to sleep!
Husband: Well then, can I get a ...
What's the opposite of Mini Golf?
Yo momma so fat..
..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.