Glues Jokes - 3 Hilarious Glues Jokes

A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.

The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.”

The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the ki...

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The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally gave her glue

She still isn't talking to me

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How does a penguin make a house?

I' glues it together!

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