Did you hear about the cow that gambled over weed?
It was a high steaks game.
A father picks his son up from school and tells him "Today we're gonna go to the forest and learn some survival."
The son asks "Cool! How long will we be there?"
The father replies: "I don't know, I just gambled the house away."
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