A man goes into the confessional at church one afternoon...
“Father, I have sinned. I took the Lord’s name in vain, today.”
“My son, that’s a very egregious sin. Perhaps you could tell me the circumstances that led up to this.”
“Well, Father, I was golfing this morning- on the 16th green, two under par, when I chipped off into the rough.” ...
My uncle and I used to play Cave Explorer
I kept telling him that there is no playable character in Cave Explorer but he always insisted that there is the explorer and the explored.
The queen is coming to mortal kombat as DLC that's right folks...
REPTILE IS PLAYABLE AGAIN!
She also gives iguanas a bad name.
If I had a dollar for every downvote EA gets over their SWBFII response....
I'd probably have Darth Vader as a playable character....
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A golfer hits a ball off the fairway...
On the seventh hole, a golfer hits a ball off the fairway and it lands in a big field of flowers. He figures it's a playable lie, so he's winding up for a shot and he hears a voice behind him say, "Please don't hurt my buttercups."
The golfer turns around and he sees a woman in a flowing robe...
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