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What do you call a drunk who won't shut the fuck up about being a successful gambler?

A Keno-speaker.

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A lawyer walks across the street.

A lawyer walks across the street. He's hit by a bus he gets up and there's flames all around him. He says fuck and looks bummed out the devil walks up and says why the long face. I'm in hell he says. The devil says well its not that bad down here, Do you like to drink? Yes says the lawyer the devil ...

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