My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts.
Barley Legal
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Friends, Romans, Corn Futures Brokers,
Lend me your ears
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What rodent helps reduce your risk when trading livestock futures?
A hedgehog
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Three fetuses were talking about their futures...
"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up, and bring babies into the world" said the first one.
"I'm gonna be a preacher, and baptize babies!" said the next.
"I'm gonna be a murderer!" said the last.
"A murderer!" exclaimed the first two. "Why?"
"I'm gonn...
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Dr. Strange: I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Dr. Strange: I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Me: How many did you see?
Dr. Strange: Fourteen million six hundred and five.
Me: Did I win any arguments with my wife?
Dr. Strange: ...One. ...
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The future
Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years.
Come on man, I wear glasses.
I don't have 2020 vision.
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