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Hereafter Jokes

These two lifelong friends are talking...

And one of them says, "Hey, my friend, we're getting up in years now, life ain't forever; you ever, y'know, think about the hereafter?"

The other replies, "Sure thing, I think about it every day."

"Every day?"

"Yep. Not a day goes by I don't go into the garage or the kitchen ...

MY Wife asked

if I ever think about the hereafter.

I said I already do.

Every time I walk into another room, I ask myself, “Now, what am I here after?”

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Robin Hood was dying

Robin Hood was dying. He had lived a great many years, and now he was old, grey, and bedridden. He put out messages for all his friends to see him; and so at the appointed hour, Maid Marian, Little John, Friar Tuck, and the rest of the Merry Men gathered in his bedchamber.

"Maid Marian, my l...

A man with a terminal illness has gone home to die.

he is laying in his bed and after making his peace with God and man he is ready to send his soul to the hereafter. As he is drawing what will be his last breath he catches a whiff of his favorite smell in all the world...fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. So summoning a super human strength he roll...

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