Yesterday I started singing and dancing by myself at the food court

That's how I learned that flash mobs are planned ahead of time.

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I was enjoying the most delicious burger at the food court.

A vegetarian looked at my burger and said, "You know, a cow died so you could have that burger."

Mid-bite, I looked at his salad and responded, "Maybe he died because you keep eating all its fucking food!"

Why kind of plates did they use in the food court at the EA conference?

Pay-per plates

At the food court today, I was behind this lady arguing with a food vendor.

It seems she ate 3/4 of her food but decided she didn’t like it and insisted on a full refund. I felt bad for the young girl working the front alone, but mostly just wanted to get back to my kids, so I interrupted with the intention of offering to pay for her meal.

She turns around and sticks...

I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant

Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar

The sperm bank I visited yesterday had its own food court

Unfortunately it was just a Jack in the Box

I went to the food court today.

And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff.

Your momma's so fat

she went to the food court and was found guilty.

Where do people settle food fights?

A food court

(Came up with this during lunch break)

Where do judges eat when they go to the mall?

The food court

What's a glutton's favorite place to play tennis?

A food court.

Roy Moore still hasn't conceded, which actually makes sense.

How could anyone banned from mall food courts know anything about concessions?

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An elderly man goes to a shopping mall...

... And decides to sit down for a while in the food court. A few moments pass by and a young man sits a few tables away from him. This young man has a mohawk taller than half of his body and dyed every color of the rainbow. The old man begins staring at the young man and eventually the latter gets a...

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Dining at the Mall.....

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.

My Dad k...

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an old man is at the mall with his daughter

An old man is at the mall with his daughter. he starts to get hungry after a while of walking around he asks his daughter if they can sit down to eat. they go to the food court they get their food sit down and start eating. the old man looks across the way and sees a girl with tattoos piercings and ...

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