At Restaurant Jokes - 10 Hilarious At Restaurant Jokes

Why do ducks only eat alone at restaurants?

Because it’s a pain to split their bill

Following all the incidents with James at restaurants..

Areas are now being Cordened off.

Customer service at restaurants is HORRIBLE.

Every time I use one of their restrooms, I see "Employees must wash hands" on the mirror. So I wait for HOURS, but not ONCE has an employee EVER showed up to wash them for me.

Why don’t the lobsters in those tanks at restaurants and grocery stores ever greet us or ask us how we’re doing?

Because they’re shellfish.

Man at restaurant asks rude waiter:

- Can I have another fork please? This one is dirty.
- I don't give a fork.

At Restaurant

WAITER: Are you done?

ME: No, I'm Dave

WAITER: Are you joking?

ME: \*grabs his shirt\* NO, I TOLD YOU I'M DAVE

What is the name of that restaurant?

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. . . I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man...

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What restaurant did the ex prostitute work at?

In-N-Out

If cows could eat at restaurants, they would be terrible customers.

They firmly don't believe in tipping.

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The spoon

Customer at restaurant drops a spoon. Waiter nearby immediately replaces the dropped spoon with a clean one from his breast pocket. Next time the customer sees him, the waiter has a new spoon in his breast pocket so the customer asks about the spoon.

“The owners hired a consultant some t...

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