Customer service at restaurants is HORRIBLE.

Every time I use one of their restrooms, I see "Employees must wash hands" on the mirror. So I wait for HOURS, but not ONCE has an employee EVER showed up to wash them for me.

Man at restaurant asks rude waiter:

- Can I have another fork please? This one is dirty.
- I don't give a fork.

At Restaurant

WAITER: Are you done?

ME: No, I'm Dave

WAITER: Are you joking?

ME: \*grabs his shirt\* NO, I TOLD YOU I'M DAVE

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What restaurant did the ex prostitute work at?

In-N-Out

I went to an all you can eat restaurant at a nudist colony in Canada

It was called In the Buffet

Did you know that restaurants can only store a maximum of 256 sliders at a time?

It's because they're 1 byte.

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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.

About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you...

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