Eat In Jokes - 18 Hilarious Eat In Jokes

Dad, my classmate told the teacher I eat in the class

(Based on a true story)

"Dad, my classmate, Tom, told the teacher I eat in the class"

"OK, my son, did I teach you the art of sharing?"

"Yes, you do, dad. But I can't."

"You know, if you share what you eat with Tom, he probably won't tell the teacher."

"B...

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What does Chuck Norris eat in the morning?

Breakfist.

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What did the cannibals eat in Tokyo?

Rawmen

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If you're not supposed to eat in a chemistry lab

Then why do most of the elements end in yum?

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What do prize winning competitive mushroom pickers eat in the morning?

Breakfast of Champignons

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What do pups eat in Italy?

Pawsta :D

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What does a Mongoose eat in between meals?

Just a little Snek.

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A teenager was hungry and his mother told him to go find something in the kitchen to eat.

After banging around for a few minutes, he yelled "There isn't shit to eat in this house!"

His father heard this and went into the kitchen saying "First of all, watch your language. Second of all, there is lots to eat if you just look. He took his son to the pantry and pointed things out. "Se...

What food can you in eat in your sleep?

Comatoast

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What does an Arab eat in Mexico?

Inshalladas

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What do frogs eat in Paris?

French Flies

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What do broke pastors eat in college?

Amen noodles

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What was the best food to eat in 1990s Japan?

Okonomiyaki

What do Jamaican Charizards eat in Hawaii?

Poke, mon.

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What do spiders eat in France?

French flys

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What did the lovebirds eat in quarantine when their plans for Las Vegas were canceled?

Cantaloupe.

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In some places in America, you can still eat indoors in restaurants...

You have to wear a mask when you walk in. Once you are seated you can take off your mask.

Isn't that a bit like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

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What do they eat in South Korea?

Seoul food.

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