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What’s the best part of fingering a gypsy on her period?

You get your palm red for free.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's lost wedding ring inside her whilst your doing it!

My friend was repeatedly accused of fingering girls while they were on thier period.He denied it.

Eventually they caught him red handed.


(Sorry for my english).

My wife caught me cheating at Monopoly...

She dropped the dice and found me fingering her sister.

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A man and his wife are on their bed one night

Their marriage has been on the rocks lately, and the wife blames it on the newfound piousness of the husband. Even now, she's trying to sleep early for work tomorrow but the man still has the lamp on; reading his bible in silence.

She didn't mind it at first, but then her husband started losi...

I was fingering my girlfriend while she was on her period...

Suddenly, my roommate walked in on us. I was caught red-handed..

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