What do you call a couple that practices natural family planning?
Apparently, I'm the punchline of this joke.
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After having their 11th child, a couple decided that enough is enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.The doctor told him there was a procedure called 'vasectomy' that would fix the probl...
A woman goes into a drugstore.
"Do you sell XL condoms?" she asks the pharmacist.
"Yes, of course, family planning is in aisle 5," he replies.
"Thanks," she says, and walks over.
About a half hour later the pharmacist is stocking shelves and sees the woman still standing in aisle 5.
"Did you find the c...
Four people are sitting at a bar. A native American, a trucker, a business woman, and a google employee walks up to these people, and asks them:
“Do any of you know of an important problem facing our society? If so, then we can make a doodle of it and put it on our search homepage to raise aw...
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Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I nearly died of shame!" she answers.
"Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you ...
A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning and birth control specialist, moved to town, rented offices, set up their computers, and des...
A young man, about 15, visits his local pharmacy ...
...and heads straight to the family planning section. He takes a look around the condom section and appears a little unsure of himself.
The pharmacist, an older gentleman, comes over and asks, "Excuse me son, what seems to be the trouble?"
The young man says, "Well, you see…I have a d...