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Iud Jokes

If Mother Mary had used an IUD

Jesus still would have died on a cross.

I just got pulled over by a dyslexic state trooper.

He gave me an IUD.

A man with 12 kids visits his Dr., asking for advice on how to prevent future pregnancies...

“Have you tried condoms?” Asks the Dr.

“I did, and it resulted in 3 kids!” said the man.

“Have you tried birth control?”

“I did! And it resulted in another 3 kids!”

“Have you tried IUD (intrauterine implants)?”

“I did! And it resulted in 3 kids!”

Confounde...

My wife just got an IUD. She says her period will only last about a day now.

I said, "there's gotta be strings attached."

Women drivers beware of the dyslexic highway patrolman.

Last weekend he was handing out IUDs.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An old Australian gynecologist was doing his rounds with a group of interns in tow.

As they were making their way between patients, one of the interns tapped the elderly doctor on the shoulder.

"Uh, doctor? I just thought I should tell you that you have an IUD behind your right ear."

The old doctor fumbled behind his ear and retrieved the offending device, scowle...

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