Why is working at the abortion clinic so much fun?

They bring out the kid in you.

My gf asked me if u knew what an abortion is

And I said no baby

I wrote this joke about abortion.

I don't think I'm gonna keep it.

My opinion on abortion is kinda complicated.

I'm all for killing children, but I cant stand giving women rights.

Abortion isn't murder

It's cancelling a pre-order

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A time traveler goes back in time to force Hitler’s mom to have an abortion.

It was a miscarriage of justice.

I have the worst parents ever. I asked them how they felt on abortion, and they told me to ask my sister.

Not only did they not give a straight answer, I don't even have a sister.

I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic...

It was really awkward asking them for a hanger

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How can a black man change a republican politician's views on abortion?

Get his wife pregnant

What do you call a failed abortion?

Survival of the fetus

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For the democrats: Abortion: Yes, and guns: No

For the republicans: No abortion, but we like guns. All life is sacred


Unless it enters my fucking property
*loads shotgun*

If abortion is such a mature subject,

why does it bring out people's inner child?

My wife is pregnant, but I want her to have an abortion

That way, she'll finally be the one who gets the life sucked out of her

What is a good slogan for an abortion clinic?

Don’t kid yourself

Which movie villain works at the abortion clinic?

The Terminator.

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A veterinary student is taking an important exam, and it's come to such a point that him passing or not passing depends on the last question.

The question is "How to perform an abortion in a domestic goat?".

Unfortunately, the student doesn't know the answer and fails the exam. Afterwards he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows.

When he comes there, the bartender asks him:

- You seem to have something on your mind. How...

How are abortions done in the Harry Potter universe?

*Fetus Deletus*

What do you call an abortion in the Czech Republic?

.. a cancelled check ..

I still don't know how i feel about abortion

On the one hand, I am in favor, since this is the murder of children.
On the other hand, I am against it, because it gives women the right to choose.

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NSFW DARK JOKE: Never eat out a woman who had an abortion.

That shit is haunted.

Abortions are for....

Abortions are for the anti-vaxxer who don't waste time.

Anti-abortion campaigners be like....

"You cannot defeat us!!"

Czech Please

The abortion clinic in Prague had to be closed down due to lack of funds... too many cancelled Czechs apparently.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery.

Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

What do gamers call an abortion?

A spawn kill.

Abortion clinics really don't get the credit they deserve.

I mean, they're killin it out there.

What’s the difference between an abortion and a belly flop off the high dive?

The price

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Three men meet in a prison yard, 2 of them are white and the other black.

The first white man asks the other, "What are you in for?"

"I raided my company's 401k, and stole millions from my employees. My lawyer says I'll be out within 3 years."

"I shot up an abortion clinic and killed 2 doctors, but my lawyer says I won't do more than 5 years."

They...

I always enjoy baby back ribs

but I get kicked out of the abortion clinic

daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?

Dad: Ask your sister

daughter: but I don't have a sister

Dad: exactly

What are your views on abortion?

Me: It really brings out the kid in you.

Pulling out is a skill baesd game, while ........

Pulling out is a skill based game, while condoms are pay-to-win.

Abortion, on the other hand is a cheat code.

Whats worse then getting your car keys stuck in the lock outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask for a coathanger.

What do get when you cross an Imperial cruiser with an abortion clinic?

A Stork Destroyer

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[Nsfw] "My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion" said husband

Friend: "So why hypocrite?"
Husband: "It's a totally different fucking story when she found out my girlfriend was pregnant!"

A joke about abortion.

Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday.

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The stripper got an abortion

It was like taking baby from a Candy

My girlfriend told me she wanted to get an abortion, and asked me to give her $50 to help pay for it.

About an hour later, she came back home with a copy of Warcraft 3: Reforged.

The best thing about being an abortion doctor

You don't have to buy dog food

Son: “Mom, how do you feel about abortion?”

Mom: “Ask your sister.”

Son: “I don’t have a sis-“

Abortion is like a double edged sword for me

I like the ides of killing babies but I don't like the idea of giving women a choice

Today my wife told me she's pregnant because of the mailman

"Really?" I asked her.



"No, April Fools!" she replied, "I got an abortion".

What is the real life equivalent of speedrunning?

Getting an abortion.

My moms sister is Anti-abortion

It’s a bit of a cruel nickname but she has had 5 of them.

What do an eraser company and an abortion clinic have in common?

They both make money on your mistakes.

If a veterinarian says a pregnant cow needs to have an abortion...

Does that mean he's ordering a de-calf?

Unpopular opinion: Fetus Deletus is a tasteless joke

Unlike abortions, which are packed with flavour. Merry Christmas.

A researcher conducted a study on the thoughts and feelings of women after having an abortion.

The findings were not a parent.

I'm going to do an abortion joke but if you don't like it,

I'll get rid of it and we'll pretend like it never happened.

Why is Alabama against abortion?

What happens to a family, stays in the family.

What happens when you abort an abortion?

Me

What do you call a motel abortion?

An early checkout...

What do abortions and Digiorno have in common?

They're not delivery, but they taste OK.

My mom's pro choice. Her sister is anti-abortion

It's a terrible nickname, but she's had four.

Stop writing hateful things about Alabama and the abortion laws all over social media.

They likely can't read, we will need to tell them in person.

I was going to write a joke about abortion

But I fear my intentions would be miscarried.

[NSFW] What did they name the new abortion clinic?

Ctrl+Z

So, Iron Man got his girlfriend pregnant...

...and as she didn't want to have a child, she decided to have an abortion. When Iron Man learned of this he protested, please don't terminate our baby. She scoffed, baby? It is barely even a (Fe)tus.

A pregnant lady locks her keys inside her car by an abortion clinic.

Imagine the look on the receptionists face when the pregnant lady asks her for a coat hanger.

What did one twin say to the other after surviving a failed abortion.

They will never de-fetus.

Most anti-abortion people aren't pro-life

Don't believe me? Just look at how they treat the living.

I asked my mom about her abortion stance...

She squatted then said, "It doesn't work"

My entire family urged me to get an abortion but my grandparents supported my decision.

They are great grandparents.

You should never cut off an addicts supply line, they will lash out in anger and do everything in their power to stop you.

This is why I avoid talking about abortions with my Priest.

What do you call a woman who recently had an abortion?

Pregnain't

What do you call a cow with 3 Legs?

Lean Beef.



What do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground Beef.



What do you call a cow that just had an abortion?



Decaffeinated.

You know how all these actresses are pulling out of Georgia over the abortion thing...





don't they know that isn't effective birth control?

I always get really hung up on the topic of abortion...

Like, on the one hand I love the idea of killing babies, but on the other hand I hate women having rights!!!

I would tell you about abortion but...

It would die in new

President Trump was told about the new abortion bill.

Trump in a low whisper to his chief of staff:
“I thought I paid that bill already.”

The Alabama legislature didn’t include an exemption for cases of incest in their abortion ban.

They knew that if they had the law would only have prohibited 5% of Alabama pregnancies from being aborted.

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