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Faking Jokes

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My wife of 15 years has just told me she has been faking her orgasms every time we've had sex.

I can't believe she lied to me, not once, but twice.

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I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed.

I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them

Faking it

"Did you fake it this time, darling?" the man asked after making love to his wife. "No, dear," she replied. "This time I really was asleep."

I don’t care what anyone says about Neymar faking hurt

he’s still my roll model!

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My teacher can tell when somebody is faking.

I can see why he's so sexually frustrated.

My math professor this term misses a lot of classes by faking minor injuries.

I’ll never take another class with Professor Fibbin Ouchie.

I think Bran might actually know how to walk and is just faking it.

He's always lying.

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Women think they are smart for faking orgasm

Men fake whole relationships just to get sex.

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My sister was playing Truth or Dare with her friends.

I listened from behind the door. The bottle landed on my sister and she said, "Truth."

"When was the last time you had an orgasm?" her friend asked.

My sister replied, "A week ago."

I burst in through the door and yelled, "I knew you were faking it last night."

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How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm?

Who cares

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