An old joke from my childhood that is sadly relevant again.
**Bert and Ernie had worked together as radio hosts for twenty years.**
They traded jokes, played pop music and generally made people's lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work.
In one of the breaks they received a Fax. Ernie picked up the page and was in shock. Ernie silentl...
Did you hear about the allegations on the forged distillery?
Sorry, fake brews.
Watching the latest episode of Forged in Fire. In the sharpness test, Doug Marcaida tested how much bread each blade would cut with just one slice...
The winner was so lucky he brought his 4-loaf cleaver.
After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide
CHECK CZECH CHEQUES
A blacksmith was put on trial for a murder he did not commit
A guard from a village was found dead with a sword sticking through his chest. The blade was deemed to be the handiwork of the local blacksmith, however he had been away from the village by the time of the murder. Nonetheless, he was arrested shortly after returning and demanded his immediate releas...
Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ...
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ...
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Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man in a monastry in Tibet. He finds him red-robed and shaven-headed sweeping the temple courtyard.
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." he says, drawing the six-fingered sword
The six-fingered man sighs and lowers his arms "I am prepared, my son. I have been freed from Earthly desires and acheived inner peace. I wish for nothing more than to move on to m...
My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing...
... But everything he makes is forged.
Spam in the Middle Ages
A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:
"Get your sword forged for cheap"
Wars in the Iberian Peninsula
Having forged a marriage alliance, the kingdoms of Castille and Aragon formed Spain, a united Catholic front to drive the Moors outside of Iberia.
One of the more important battles in the subsequent Reconquista was the siege of Cordoba. Though historians debate what exact tactics the command...
Lieutenant Dan has to deliver bad news.
One day, from the office of the General of the Army comes a letter for Lieutenant Dan bearing bad news. Private John's wife had passed away in a horrible car accident.
The General strongly suggested that breaking the news lightly to John would be course of action. Lieutenant Dan, with hi...
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