What's black and phony?

My phone.

What do you call a knockoff Hasbro toy?

My Little Phony

An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phony beard...

An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phony beard. He sits down and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"

"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look li...

I nearly beat up a psychic for being phony.

Too bad he saw it coming.

Everyone keeps saying 5G causes COVID-19

I'm getting sick of all this phony news.

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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and an anorexic prostitute?

One's a phony buck.

Memory

A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico, who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptically, the tourist asked, "What did you have for breakfast on September 10, 1943?"

The Indian answered, "Eggs."

The man scoffed, "Everyone eats eggs for breakfast. He's a phony. "

T...

What's the difference between a hockey puck made of Styrofoam and bestiality?

One of them is a phony puck...

What do you call someone who pretends to like Vietnamese soup but really doesn't?

A phony

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Guide to pooping at work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2013 Survival Guide for taking a du...

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Old Native American Chief

My grandfather walked onto a Native American reservation one day cause he heard that the tribe's Chief could remember anything.

He walked up to the Chief and said, "What did you have for breakfast on Saturday August 3, 1974?"

The Chief looked at him and said, "Eggs."

My grandfat...

Why I don't trust photos taken from a cellphone camera

They seem...phony

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Two friends walking their dogs...

walk past a bar. They would like to have a drink, but there is a sign on the bar that says 'no dogs allowed'. One of the guys puts on a pair of sunglasses, tells his friend to wait, and walks into the bar with his dog. After a few minutes he walks out victoriously and says for the other to put on hi...

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