During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney

It’s a huge act, man..

I'm getting the word phoney tattooed under my knee

Phoney below knee.

Also. Not joking, totally doing it.

Update: https://imgur.com/a/A3MNdk1

Change for a $15 bill

An incompentent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.

He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his ...

I was busy talking to this guy who was a fake phone enthusiast

Turns out he was a big phoney

Have you noticed how misleading modern smartphone deals are?

They're all so phoney.

A Lincolnian love life

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat

down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked,

"Going to a party?"

"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lin...

Last night, I told my wife I couldn't warn her I'd be late, because I lost my phone.

She told me that she was fed up with my phoney excuses.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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