During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney
Itβs a huge act, man..
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I'm getting the word phoney tattooed under my knee
Phoney below knee.
Also. Not joking, totally doing it.
Update: https://imgur.com/a/A3MNdk1
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Change for a $15 bill
An incompentent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.
He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his ...
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I was busy talking to this guy who was a fake phone enthusiast
Turns out he was a big phoney
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Have you noticed how misleading modern smartphone deals are?
They're all so phoney.
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Last night, I told my wife I couldn't warn her I'd be late, because I lost my phone.
She told me that she was fed up with my phoney excuses.
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A Lincolnian love life
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat
down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked,
"Going to a party?"
"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lin...
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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?
A phoney friend!
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